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A reader recently asked me for the specifics of my exercise routine. I talk a lot about walking and rucking (def. combining cardio and strength training by making a regular walk more challenging, improving endurance, burning more calories, and building functional strength in your legs, core, and back), but for the last few months, I have also been quietly building a "strength stack" in my apartment bedroom.


When I started this journey at 400+ pounds, traditional gym advice didn't apply. Jumping jacks would have destroyed my knees. Bench pressing was a logistical nightmare.

I needed a system that respected the physics of my situation. At my starting weight, I wasn't starting from zero; I was starting in "Hard Mode". Every movement was a heavily weighted movement. A single push-up wasn't just a push-up; it was a 300-pound bench press.

So, I turned to Calisthenics (bodyweight training). But I didn't start by trying to be a ninja. I started by mastering Leverage and Regressions.

Here is the routine I use to rebuild my hardware.


📣 IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER 📣

I am not a doctor, a physiotherapist, or a fitness professional. I am a guy on the internet. The routine below is what I perform, but I do so under strict medical advisement. Before you attempt any new fitness regimen - especially if you are managing weight or cardiac issues - you must consult your doctor. Your safety is your responsibility.


The Core Philosophy: Form > Everything

Before we get to the moves, there is one rule that rules them all: Form is Paramount.

I do not care about speed. I do not care about "feeling the burn". I care about control. My standard for advancing is strict: I do not move to a harder variation until I can perform 3 sets of 15-20 perfect repetitions without pain.

A "Perfect Rep" means:

  • Full Range of Motion: All the way "down", all the way "up".

  • Controlled Tempo: No momentum. 2 seconds down, 1 second up.

  • Zero Joint Pain: Muscles can burn; joints cannot hurt.


Phase 1: The "Boot Sequence" (Mobility & Core)

I never skip this. This isn't about getting a "pump"; it is about preparing my joints and nervous system for the load.

1. Cat-Cow (Spinal Mobility) This wakes up the spine. I move between a rounded "cat" back and an arched "cow" back.

2. Joint Rotations My wrists and shoulders take a beating, so I have to lube the gears.

  • Shoulder Rolls: Forward and backward.

  • Wrist Rotations: Crucial for push-ups. After each set of rotations (first in one direction, then in the other), I stretch my forearm against the wall, once with the wrist "up" and once with the wrist "down".





  • Hip & Ankle Circles. Both directions for each movement.

3. The Core Activation This isn't for "six-pack abs." It’s to create a stable "trunk" so I don't injure my back .

  • Glute Bridges: Lying on my back, squeezing the glutes to lift hips until the body is a straight line.

  • Bird-Dogs: On all fours, extending opposite arm and leg while keeping the back flat as a table.

  • Dead Bugs: Lying on my back, lowering opposite limbs while keeping my lower back glued to the floor.



Phase 2: The Foundational Movements

Once the system is online, I move to the strength work. I focus on four primary movement patterns.

1. The Push (Push-Up Progression)

  • The Start: Wall Push-ups. Standing arm's length from a wall and pushing away.

  • The Progression: Now that I have mastered the wall, I've moved to an incline (for me, a kitchen counter), then a low table, then the floor.

2. The Squat (Leg Strength)

  • The Start: Chair Squats. Standing in front of a chair, sitting down under control, and standing back up without using hands.

  • The Progression: Eventually, you just "tap" the chair, and finally, do full bodyweight squats.



3. The Pull (Row Progression)

  • The Start: Wall/Doorframe Rows. Standing in a doorway, grabbing the frame, and pulling the chest forward using back muscles.

  • The Progression: This is vital for posture. I use the doorframe to simulate a row, focusing on the squeeze.

4. The Hinge (Posterior Chain)

  • The Start: Glute Bridges (see Phase 1).

  • The Progression: "Good Mornings." Hands behind head, back flat, hinging at the hips until the torso is parallel to the floor.



My Personal Log: Where I Am Now

Just for the record, here is my current status. I track this consistently because data keeps me honest.

The Warm-Up:

  • 10 Cat Cows

  • 15 Glute Bridges

  • 10 reps of all other rotations (Shoulders, Wrists, Hips, Ankles)

The Work (2 Sets of 15 Reps):

  • Push: I have advanced from Wall Push-ups to Counter-Top Incline Push-ups. The leverage is harder, but the form is solid.

  • Squat: I was able to bypass the chair and started with Full Bodyweight Squats. My legs have carried my weight around for 53 years; they are stronger than I thought.

  • Pull: I am gradually increasing the angle of my doorframe rows/pull-ups until I get a set of resistance bands with a door anchor to take it to the next level.

  • Hinge: I stick to the Glute Bridges and Good Mornings.


The Takeaway

The most important thing I’ve learned is that anyone can start.

It doesn't matter if you can't do a floor push-up. Do it against a wall. It doesn't matter if you can't squat. Sit in a chair and stand up.

By using leverage, you can scale any exercise to meet you exactly where you are . You don't need a gym membership. You just need a floor, a wall, and the patience to do it right.

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